Another day another nickle!

Today is my first day wearing my new duds.  My pants are too big and too long.  My vest is too tight and the sleeves of my blouse hang down past my hands.  I have a dress that has been discontinued and as I prepare to wear it I wonder why?  Did it fit poorly?  Am I the only body type it was made for?  I've learned what a "pocket poof" is and how to use it.  Yesterday at in flight they had all sorts of experts there to speak to us about our makeup and how to wear it.  They told us we should always moisturize!  Really! No, Really! I learned yesterday that wearing perfume on an AC is not correct as some people are allergic to it.  Really,  no really!  I'm 57 years old and I know a few things.  I may fly at 35k feet, but I don't live in a vacuum OR under a rock either! 

In the words of Scarlet Ohara, tomorrow is another day and as Ruby Slippers, 

"There's no place like home!"